Make me Laugh (Christ)

[Random]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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To get to the other slide.

[darkpenguin]

this may make you laugh, it did me!

my fiance's mother is a pagan and every year gets religious based xmas cards from her mother in law as a dig at her paganism (the mother in law is a devout christian).

This year she got a card with a small story inside about a boy who wasn't invited to his own birthday party because he didn't believe the same as the others at the party (basicly having a dig at my fiance's mother for celebrating xmas and not being christian).
Not only did that make laugh but my fiance's mothers reply was along the lines of reminding the mother in law of xmas' pagan routes.

It just made me laugh at how narrow minded people can be!

[CDRaider]

Ha ha ha, thanks guys. Sorry I haven't been on in a while, my internet crashed!!!!

You guys are great!

[tcprowling]

LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE


1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.




6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.



11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.




16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?

[Shadow Wolf]

Two men are standing on a roof of a five story building. One man, who is wearing a suit, tells the other of a great new drink. He tells the guy if he drinks it, he can jump off of a building, hit the ground, and bounce back up to the roof. This interests the guy, and he has the man in the suit do a demonstration. Just as he said, he jumped off the building, hit the ground, and bounced back up, unhurt. The man decides to give it a try, drinks the drinks, jumps off the building, and splatters on the ground. The man in a suit goes into the bar on the first floor, and sits at the bar. The bar tender recognizes the man, and says "Superman, you're an *******."


A very modest man goes to the hospital regularly for checkups. One of the checkups makes him very sick, and he gets diarrhea. He is admited into the hospital until he gets better. The man thinks he has to use the restroom, so he gets up and runs to the restroom to find out it was a false alarm. After many false alarms, he gets the feeling again, and decides to stay at his bed, thinking it is another false alarm, only this time he ended up messing his sheets. Being the modest man he is, he decided to wrap the sheets up and throw them out the window, so no one will ever know it was him. A drunk man was walking under the window, and the sheets fell on him. He started jumping, screaming, waving his arms and throwing punches. A security gaurd who saw this happening decided to see what was going on. He runs over to the drunk, who has now got the sheets off, and ask him what he was doing. The drunk replied to him "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

I know another good one, but it would have to be in the eros room.