Vote for RF's Best Superhero! (reject, mystic, blood, nuns)

[evearael]

Now it is time to vote for your favorite superhero! Yay! This poll will be open for one week. The winner will get 5000 points from my personal stash (yes, there will be a tie-breaking poll if necessary). And the contestants are:

Originally Posted by Buttons

I'm a crime fighting panda! I dont do much except for drool on pretty blue dragons and bite sheep... but I do look quite adorable with a cape.

my skills are rolling over and crushing bad guys... and i can eat a lot... but i'm not sure how eating is really handy when it comes to fighting crime. *shrugs*

Originally Posted by bradleykavin

a combination of neo from the matrix and superman, along with batmans intelligence and reasoning skills, as well as social skills. oh and neos outfit and glasses

Originally Posted by Linus

Captain Linus
Height: 4'2"
Weight: 48 lbs
Secret Identity: Linus Van Pelt, blanket-relient, yet humbly intelligent and philosophically profound friend of Charlie Brown
Known Relatives: Sister (Lucy)
Special Powers: Super intelligence. He is incredibly smart and can master almost any task put before him. He also posess a special blanket with powers infused from a freak science eperiment involving state (as in the solid, liquid, or gaseous state of a material) altering chemicals. A vial of the experimental fluid, accidentally spilled all over his blanket, permanently altering it. But the spill managed to infuse the blanket with powers beyond his imagination. This, combined with his superhuman intelligence, makes for the perfect tool for fighting evil. He can manipulate it to stretch between buildings to catch, say, a disabled helicopter. Or he can tie it around his neck to form a cape with which he can fly, etc
Known Weaknesses: Laundry day

Originally Posted by Michel

Masterly Michel.............
Height: 5'8" and shrinking fast
Weight: undisclosable............
Secret Identity: Mighty Mitch..(otherwise known as 'hey you!")
Known Relatives: Wife and two sons.they have no special powers though
Special Powers: Brings a new concept to the idea of special powers by being extra special in an undescribable way; intelligence: (wont go into that) Fitness & agility won't go into that) Stability and reaction under pressure: Known to have occasionally woken up.
Known Weaknesses: Women...........

Originally Posted by Bouncing Ball

Heroname: Best Barbecue Buddy
Also known as BBB.
Secret Identity: Batman, but as that one draws attention as well, I might change it.
Powers: I have the power to fake powers. With that in mind I also have the power to fly, to land, to grill meat in the best way, to light a barbecue in 2 seconds and sometimes even longer, I have the power to feed buttons*, And I can stay up late if needed.
Costume: A blue tight suit with a big S on it, with a red cape. Although I think I might have killed some copyrights there. I don't understand the S either, I told the tailer to make it a B..
My weaknesses; gravity, time, and sleep. O, and purple bunnies, but so far, so good..

Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

I am Nirvana.
Height: Variable, can adjust atomic structure and lengthen/shorten skeletal-muscular structure to suit occasion/need
Weight: Variable, can adjust atomic structure and body density to suit occasion/need
Strengths: Levitation, psychokinesis, mind-reading, time-travel, and can create really cool orbs of light-energy from my palms
Weaknesses: Items or people that refrain me or distract me from my state of awareness...............like Viggo Mortenson, chocolate, or Brandon Routh as Superman
Secret Identity: Heather Housewife - full time mum by day, crime-fighting know-it-all by night
Costume: Simple robes that humble nuns and monks wear, but Nirvana's robes have the power to hold an unlimited number of items
Special power: Nirvana is most successful at subduing bad guys by verbally submitting Zen koans to them that sometimes makes their heads explode

Originally Posted by FeathersinHair

Superhero name: Feathers (because I'm just that original!)
Height: 5'3"
Weight: How dare you?! *smack, smack, smack*
Secret Identity: Meggie, usually mild mannered girl among the Iowa corn, who tends to wild animals.
Known Relatives: Considers all of RF her relations.
Special Powers: The ability to fly, thanks to her wings. When in her 'secret identity' form, she wears feathers, tied with string, in her hair, but, in her superhero guise, the feathers meld directly with the hair, so that it appears that they are a part of her.
Known Weaknesses: Hates conflict.

Originally Posted by Rejected

Superhero name: Solomon
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Secret Identity:Ramsey Fairchilde, a mild mannered IT specialist living in the mountains overlooking Puget Sound.
Known Relatives: Parents are deceased. Brother and sister with their respecitve families living in Missouri.
Special Powers: Knows ridiculous amounts of useless information, rivals McGyver in abilities to make useful stuff out of random odds and ends, can make up convicing although totally false arguments, statitistics and explanations to just about anything on the spot. Is extremely accident prone and usually foils the enemy by running into things with his face, which is indestructable. Has a coat of unknown origin with an indeternimable amount of pockets, which he has known to produce literally anything out of; Can light things on fire even in the most inclement weather; Never gives up. Can find a way to screw-up anything, and usually does so, even if unintentional.
Known Weaknesses: Pretty ladies. Medium rare steaks, Cool looking vehicles that go too fast. Does not know how to budget personal finances. Thinks he is way cooler than he really is.

Originally Posted by Todd

Superhero name: Mopar Man
Height: 4'6"
Weight: 4000+ pounds
Secret Identity: Mild mannered computer tech otherwise known as Computer Guy
Known Relatives: Hemi runs in the blood, but there are some small block relatives too.
Special Powers: When Computer Guy gets angry, or just plain bored, he turns into a 4000 pound mopar muscle car (any mopar car he chooses). He can kill with his exhaust fumes. Loud screeching sounds can be heard at green lights that can cause temporary deafness. He can also outrun most opponents and destroy most modern day cars by running into there fragile fiberglass/light metal bodies.
Known Weaknesses: Curves: This 4000 pound man/car is very slow in turns. Rain: He has an extreme weekness to rain. Mopar man will rust out very quickly in rain or water.

Originally Posted by jewscout

Superhero name: H-Diddy
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 360lbs
Secret Identity: Huffalupagus First King of Huffington!
Known Relatives: Jo Mama
Special Powers: The ability to make one laugh so hard their sides hurts, x-ray vision (but it only works on hot chicks!), lazers...yeah lazers! big chainsaw hands and D-cups full of justice!!!
Known Weaknesses: Strippers!

Originally Posted by zombieharlot

I am zombieharlot! Queen of the zombie sluts! But I'm not your typical slow, dumb-witted zombie. I have stiletto heels and I know how to use them! If any villain tries to escape my aerial stiletto roundhouse kick, I'll summon my zombiepimp to beat em up! Then my servile zombiesluts will creep from the corners where they lurk, and encompass em with a fifty hit stiletto heels and purse-bash combo! I can also remove my left arm and wield it with my right arm for an extended b**ch-slap. And once our foe has fallen, we all do a victory dance in a Thriller-like fashion. My weaknesses are restricting pants and ugly shoes. My costume is rather tattered and torn from...well, being dead. I have a nice halter top, a short black skirt, fishnets with a garter belt, and, of course, my stilettos.

Originally Posted by Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf:
Height : 6 feet 6 inches
Weight : 250 pounds
Secret Identity : An independant wrestler known as "The Warhart"
Relatives: none
Powers: The ability to not only control, but literally become one with the night. Summon shadowy minions, turn into a shadow, levitation, telekenitic abilities, shadow bolt, mind control, domination and control over all Nocturnal creatures, and can cause a tremendous amount of fear and insanity. And night vision.
Weakness: Light. During the day, or in bright lights, the powers are not thier.

[ChrisP]

Vote for the Panda or spend the next 5 decades pulling wool out of your teeth!

[zombieharlot]

Hey! That's not fair! Let the people decide for themselves, or I'll be doing a victory Thriller dance over your body!

[ChrisP]

*forces a whole un-crutched fleece down Zombie's throat*

[zombieharlot]

You're forgetting that I'm a zombie and the fact that it's uncrutched is actually quite flattering to me.

[standing_alone]

I'm sorry, but I can't see any superhero worth voting for other than zombieharlot.

I mean, this:

Originally Posted by zombieharlot

I am zombieharlot! Queen of the zombie sluts! But I'm not your typical slow, dumb-witted zombie. I have stiletto heels and I know how to use them! If any villain tries to escape my aerial stiletto roundhouse kick, I'll summon my zombiepimp to beat em up! Then my servile zombiesluts will creep from the corners where they lurk, and encompass em with a fifty hit stiletto heels and purse-bash combo! I can also remove my left arm and wield it with my right arm for an extended b**ch-slap. And once our foe has fallen, we all do a victory dance in a Thriller-like fashion. My weaknesses are restricting pants and ugly shoes. My costume is rather tattered and torn from...well, being dead. I have a nice halter top, a short black skirt, fishnets with a garter belt, and, of course, my stilettos.

is just pure brilliance!

[ChrisP]

Ye shall taste the vile un-crutchedness....