Chroodianism IS right :) (hell, eternity, Almighty, faith, religions)

[Buttons*]

Sorry to all the other "what if?" - ers... but Choodianism and it's fullness of cupcakes...well... takes the cake!

Our religion was THE fastest growing world religion: A record of 74 people in about 12 hours from the time the prophecies came to me - the Almighty Poowawa. I must say, any religion that grows THAT fast must be the truth. At teh end of the day... I really dont care how anyone would react/feel if Choodianism were right, because I know it's infallible! Come now, come with me and praise the holy hotdog of life!

.... references for Choodianism and all Choodianist related products are available in "new world religions" ENJOY!

[lunamoth]

Yer darned tootin' it's right! But what's this with the hot dogs? I though we were all about cupcakes. Hotdogs have a lot of sodium...

[lunamoth]

Hey, wouldn't we get a cool new syncretic religion if we crossed Choodianism with pan(cake)theism? Mmmm, nothing like flapjacks roasted on the fires of Chulpeteach and Guatalahara.

[Booko]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

Sorry to all the other "what if?" - ers... but Choodianism and it's fullness of cupcakes...well... takes the cake!

Heretic!

It takes the CUPcake!

Our religion was THE fastest growing world religion: A record of 74 people in about 12 hours from the time the prophecies came to me - the Almighty Poowawa. I must say, any religion that grows THAT fast must be the truth. At teh end of the day... I really dont care how anyone would react/feel if Choodianism were right, because I know it's infallible! Come now, come with me and praise the holy hotdog of life!

I don't think I ever got the chance to sign on...is it too late or are you still considering applications?

Am I to be consigned to some cupcakeless hell for eternity?

.... references for Choodianism and all Choodianist related products are available in "new world religions" ENJOY!

Where's my t-shirt?

[lunamoth]

Originally Posted by Booko

Where's my t-shirt?

Lol! We need one of those interfaith t-shirts with all the emblems and insert a cupcake.

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

Yer darned tootin' it's right! But what's this with the hot dogs? I though we were all about cupcakes. Hotdogs have a lot of sodium...

Well, it comes in the "Book of Choodle" ... it's not very big, but the central point IS the Cupcake

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

Hey, wouldn't we get a cool new syncretic religion if we crossed Choodianism with pan(cake)theism? Mmmm, nothing like flapjacks roasted on the fires of Chulpeteach and Guatalahara.

well only the cupcakeless will end up in Guadalajara and Chapultapec... but we will have the fires of a thousand sun flares to guide our way... not to mention roast our marshmellows and cook our pan(cake)theisms!

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by Booko

Heretic!

It takes the CUPcake!



I don't think I ever got the chance to sign on...is it too late or are you still considering applications?

Am I to be consigned to some cupcakeless hell for eternity?



Where's my t-shirt?

It's never too late to become Choodianist... I believe there needs to be a revival! I'll repost the holy book!

Well... i sort of ate the t-shirt... i couldnt help it... when i see cupcake, i eat cupcake!

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

Lol! We need one of those interfaith t-shirts with all the emblems and insert a cupcake.

Not a bad idea... who wants to propose this to the Admins about a slogan and possibly a tshirt?

[Buttons*]

"In the Book of Choodle, there are many pages, and on those pages are many paragraphs, and in those paragraphs, there are many sentences, and in those sentences, there are many words, and in those words, there are letters.... and occational punctuation!" -- Book of Choodle, original translation

It's not easy being the leader of a New Religous faith. (the ONLY TRUE faith, that is) Everything I, the Almighty Poowawa, will say, is directly from the God Choodle! He has a son: Jesus the Indifferent.

The Book of Choodle was found in a tree! Yes, this particular text was found in the tree tops. Made of the hide of twenty two and 1/2 people, the texts are sacred and holy. Choodle directed me to these texts by way of the Panda. I saw a panda, and it said, "come, follow me" and it led me to a tree. The panda dissapeared, but I happened to look up and see this magical book in the tree tops!

The Book of Choodle contains revelation of the end times and conduct for generations until that end time. There are 17 signs of the end of the world before Jesus comes for his "4th roaming." So it is said in the Book of Choodle. I am the only one who can touch it, because I'm just that holy!

There exists a hierarchy within this establishment:

1) Almighty Poowawa - the holy of holies, able to recieve revelation from Choodle... (like the Pope sorta!)
2) Rook ... special advisor to the Poowawa, capable of powers the Poowawa cannot perform, and works out most doctrine.
3) Higher Bluejay - high advisor to the Poowawa
4) Lower Bluejay - advisor to the Rook
5) Treasurer -- Keeps the money we tithe, and gives it to organizations like the national "center for kids who want to learn to read good."

We also have knights Poobwar, which act like the knights templar, in charge of keeping safe our "holy grail" which is actually ....something you cant know about unless you're a member!

The symbol for Choodle followers is a Cupcake. Why? Because our SOUL is like a cupcake! Here's the explination:

"It's fluffy, warm, light, and sweet, with unique icing! So in this way, we will always have a cupcake! It's within us!"

Common prayers: (more to come)

"cupcakes a plenty,
Depp runs through our heads,
Poowawa is leader,
and we're excited cultists!"

... it rhyms in the original Greek....

Anyway, this is our brief introduction... which should be moved to a sticky... any questions? Feel free to ask any of the Orthodox Choodle members. (preferrably me though, since i'm the Poowawa)