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03-31-2004, 10:34 AM
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Tired of being unable to legally preside over the weddings of your friends?
Want to start your own religion but don't have the authority to do it? Just like the cool title of "Rev. ___"? Well, despair no longer! The Universal Life Church will license anybody as a minister, completely free of charge! This is a secular organization, but you can start your own religious cult... *cough*... I mean church... with the authority vested in you as a Minister of ULC! Isn't it great? This may sound like a joke BUT IT IS NOT! YOU can become a Minister RIGHT NOW, online, and it is real (and legal). Go now! It doesn't take long! The URL is : http://www.ulc.org
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face -forever.-GEORGE ORWELL 
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03-31-2004, 10:38 AM
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LOL! I did this a few months ago, just because I could, no real reason. Thanks for the link, I had lost it. :lol:
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03-31-2004, 10:44 AM
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"assistance in securing government benefits you may be entitled to"
"We offer other services as well like the Absolution of Sins & Granting of Plenary Indulgence" "you can receive a diploma to enhance your knowledge and your credibility" "we offer our hand to you to share respect, wealth, power and influence in the world" "Browse through our extensive guest book and meet hundreds of people who list their email address" That is: we'll give you tons of gullible people to spam to, offering sections in Heaven for reasonable prices, and you can get government funding for it! Only in America... :wink:
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