Chris' Short Bible Code (Jesus, Earth, followers, disciples, doctrine)

[godconstantine]

My Short Bible Code. Good. You're reading. Here we go:

Jesus was a Doctor of Medicines.

That's about it. That is what I believe Jesus was. It's a bit extreme to say he was a Witch Doctor because he was a Jew (even though the Illuminati began off as Jews and turned to Paganism), but I am saying he was a Doctor. Because Doctors were so rare those days and you'd probably have to travel miles and miles to find one, probably dying on the way there anyway, Jesus and his father were considered very Holy. Jeruselum may have been in a very sickly era of time and most of their people might have been severely ill, so when Jesus came with his real father (not David, but GOD) and knew how to heal people and knew how to save people who were on the brink of death - they were considered Gods (and the son of God, of course).

This is what I think. And this was how the Religion began, originating from the Disciples of Jesus whom were taught his ways of healing people from sickness. And I am even going to go so far as Jesus and his Desciples were enjoying everything they were getting... the laughs, the money, the women. This might sound a little harsh but they might have even SAID they were Gods from the Heavens.

The Church has changed the Bible many, many times before now so how do you know they haven't burnt every scripture written about the real Jesus? Maybe the real Jesus was a Doctor who soaked in everything he got, calling himself the Son of God after his father dubbed himself God and to get rid of the evidence that God was fake and was ever supposidly on Earth, they made up David and let God watch from the Heavens above. Maybe there was a David and Jesus' Mother re-married after "God" had died?

The Church cannot be trusted, so how can we know?

Please tell me what you think...

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by godconstantine

My Short Bible Code. Good. You're reading. Here we go:

Jesus was a Doctor of Medicines.

That's about it. That is what I believe Jesus was. It's a bit extreme to say he was a Witch Doctor because he was a Jew (even though the Illuminati began off as Jews and turned to Paganism), but I am saying he was a Doctor. Because Doctors were so rare those days and you'd probably have to travel miles and miles to find one, probably dying on the way there anyway, Jesus and his father were considered very Holy. Jeruselum may have been in a very sickly era of time and most of their people might have been severely ill, so when Jesus came with his real father (not David, but GOD) and knew how to heal people and knew how to save people who were on the brink of death - they were considered Gods (and the son of God, of course).

This is what I think. And this was how the Religion began, originating from the Disciples of Jesus whom were taught his ways of healing people from sickness. And I am even going to go so far as Jesus and his Desciples were enjoying everything they were getting... the laughs, the money, the women. This might sound a little harsh but they might have even SAID they were Gods from the Heavens.

The Church has changed the Bible many, many times before now so how do you know they haven't burnt every scripture written about the real Jesus? Maybe the real Jesus was a Doctor who soaked in everything he got, calling himself the Son of God after his father dubbed himself God and to get rid of the evidence that God was fake and was ever supposidly on Earth, they made up David and let God watch from the Heavens above. Maybe there was a David and Jesus' Mother re-married after "God" had died?

The Church cannot be trusted, so how can we know?

Please tell me what you think...

You could not be more wrong...

... and your post reads like skitzo conspiracy babble.

If there is an Illuminadi, I am just upset that they didn't include me. If I thought that they existed, I would use my considerable power to find them and destroy them for not throwing me a bone.

[Booko]

Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

If there is an Illuminadi, I am just upset that they didn't include me. If I thought that they existed, I would use my considerable power to find them and destroy them for not throwing me a bone.

Fnord!

The Illuminati exist -- you can find them here

[Damien Sid Malery]

Yeesh... Doctors don't exactly write whole doctrines and get mass followers. They also can't heal lepresy, heal people with a thought, heal possible schizophrenia, bring people back from the dead, or walk on water. If any doctors you know can do all of these things, let me know. The bible might be *Slightly* different from how it was originally published but not that far off...