08-01-2006, 06:32 PM
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Religion: petit mouton
Title:Lacking Common Sense
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: in your closet
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Posts: 2,211
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Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous
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Get the Left Behind
Mobile Prophecies Now!
Available from
Verizon Wireless and Alltel
You know what's even more hilarious? If you read the last book in this ridiculous series (may my eyes be burned by hot pokers before I ever do that again) this thing would be the perfect accessory for your sorry left behind self! Yes, while chasing Jesus around the ME on your Left Behind ATV, while watching him fulfill all the prophecies one by one in chronological order so that the end may come just as described in the Left Behind series, you can anticipate His every move by checking your Mobile Prophecy Electronic Thingy!
Oh,my sides ache, ROFL, oh, oh this is sooooo funny.
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live
- Ravi Zacharias
I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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