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Old 05-13-2008, 01:32 PM
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Then they said to him, "We have Bibles and other Sacred Books. These have been written by the anointed prophets. They are the accepted standard for our religion."

He then turned to their leaders and asked, "Have you found any mistakes...or contradictions? Are all words contained in harmony with the others?"

They had heard these questions from the others...who had come before him. This type of questioning made them uneasy...and they became wroth with him. They arrogantly replied, "That which is perfect in the vessel...always sanitizes that which is imperfect. This is the way it has always been. We carry many degrees and doctorates that prove this fact. We are dignitaries...we know our planks and our platforms."

With that remark...he motioned for them to follow. He took them to the alley way where the sewer pipes had burst. He asked the Maiden to bring him the purest water that she could summon up...along with the sacred sacrament cups that they had been using... in "Their" temples. After the Maiden returned...he took the pure water and poured it into the sewer. Then he took a stick...and stirred that which was pure...with that which was contaminated. When this task was done...he took the sacrament cups one by one and filled them with the adulterated mixture...handing each one off to the Mortal Ones...who had been Shepherding the Masses. "Drink" he said.

Of course... this offended those who had professed to be the keepers and enforcers of The Law. "You tell us to drink deadly drink...none less then a toxic poison. Do you desire that we should die a hideous death?" they spit out.

"You are Mortal Beings....you and your ways...are already dead!" he responded, just before he cast them out.

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Then they said to him, "We have Bibles and other Sacred Books. These have been written by the anointed prophets. They are the accepted standard for our religion."

He then turned to their leaders and asked, "Have you found any mistakes...or contradictions? Are all words contained in harmony with the others?"

They had heard these questions from the others...who had come before him. This type of questioning made them uneasy...and they became wroth with him. They arrogantly replied, "That which is perfect in the vessel...always sanitizes that which is imperfect. This is the way it has always been. We carry many degrees and doctorates that prove this fact. We are dignitaries...we know our planks and our platforms."

With that remark...he motioned for them to follow. He took them to the alley way where the sewer pipes had burst. He asked the Maiden to bring him the purest water that she could summon up...along with the sacred sacrament cups that they had been using... in "Their" temples. After the Maiden returned...he took the pure water and poured it into the sewer. Then he took a stick...and stirred that which was pure...with that which was contaminated. When this task was done...he took the sacrament cups one by one and filled them with the adulterated mixture...handing each one off to the Mortal Ones...who had been Shepherding the Masses. "Drink" he said.

Of course... this offended those who had professed to be the keepers and enforcers of The Law. "You tell us to drink deadly drink...none less then a toxic poison. Do you desire that we should die a hideous death?" they spit out?

"You are Mortal Beings....You and your ways...are already dead!"

Marya Magdalena
But they were too cowardly then to drink and could not bring themselves to see or hear the lesson, so they left and ignored him to continue Shepherding the world to its toxic doom. Such is the way of the unrighteous who are unfit to rule.
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:48 PM
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What, exactly, was the lesson?
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Actually they are drinking it right now. Their intellects are coated with the filmy wax of rebellion...therefore...they are intellectually dead...or shall we say brain dead. They are a dangerous body with no intelligence. Therefore they are as we speak...having their life support...pulled.
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The lesson can only be understood by one who is not intellectually dead...or brain dead. When your eyes are blinded by blackened oil...and your ears are stopped up with a fools gold...and your intellect is coated with the filmy wax of rebellion...you will not comprehend the words of Righteousness.
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The lesson can only be understood by one who is not intellectually dead...or brain dead. When your eyes are blinded by blackened oil...and your ears are stopped up with a fools gold...and your intellect is coated with the filmy wax of rebellion...you will not comprehend the words of Righteousness.
yet any who step out of the path taught to them have often been described as rebels.

such that to remove the filth from the eyes and ears, a realization born of integrity will rebel against what others believe true and to further the works of study a passion to know must exist

an intent to learn and transcend is from the choice experienced
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Are there any unadulterated writings or writings of immortals as a non-deadly alternative?
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Are there any unadulterated writings or writings of immortals as a non-deadly alternative?
Obviously you've missed the glorious book of Daddy.

There's a song that goes with it.
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