Originally Posted by Charity
If RF had a contest and the prize was a date with Sunstone, (This is a contest that only women can enter of course) Describe what you think a date with the Sexiest man on RF would be like. Where would he take a date? Would he kiss on a first date? Would he be a "perfect gentleman"? or is he the "Bad Boy"type? Is he vivacious or boring? Or would his ego keep you at arm's length all evening? Come on ladies inquiring minds want to know...........
All right, hear me out - I've actually played this over in my mind and this is how I imagine a date with Phil would go:
I'd be getting ready to go on our date, making myself all dolled up to go out, and I'd hear a clown honk signalling his arrival. I'd peek out the window to find to my excitement Sunstone pulling up my driveway on his two-seater clown bicycle (the kind with the asymmetrical tires), and I'd see him completely naked except for his love-doll riding on his lap.
He jumps off, skips to my door, and hands me a gift bag. Inside, I ecstatically find my own blow-up doll "stud"! I frantically rip my own clothes off, give a running glomp onto Phil, and then we skip around the front lawn with our blow-up dolls in a circle singing old singer-songwriter hits from the '70s.
At this point, I can't take it anymore, and I have my way with him in front of the house for all to see. Then we get arrested.....
At the jail, I discover that Phil really is my uncle. I then enter intense therapy while he does 15-20 years at the State Pen.
what could be more perfect?